YOU SAID:
Captain Obvious still insists that if we all vote for the most Progressive candidate available instead of whining about who is not available, progress continues.
INTO JAPANESE
キャプテン明白なはまだ場合すべてについて泣き言の代わりに利用できる最も進歩的な候補者に投票人は利用可能でないことを主張し、進行します。
Okay, I get it, you like Translation Party.