YOU SAID:
Captain's log, Stardate 48213.7. We have been involved in a damp and terrible battle. However, today is my first birthday in space, so I'm going to have an elaborate cat food dinner with my friend Worf.
INTO JAPANESE
キャプテンのログ、Stardate 48213.7。湿気があるとひどい戦闘に参加してきました。しかし、今日、私の最初の誕生日空間、友達ウォーフと精巧な猫食品夕食を持っているそう。
That's deep, man.