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captain crunch said that if i didn't pay him my student loans then he would delete my entire family like a sussy baka

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クランチ大尉は、私が彼に学生ローンを支払わなければ、彼は私の家族全員をサッシーバカのように削除するだろうと言いました

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Captain Crunch said that if I didn't pay him the student loan, he would delete my whole family like a sassy idiot

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クランチ大尉は、私が彼に学生ローンを支払わなければ、彼は生意気な馬鹿のように私の家族全員を削除するだろうと言いました

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Captain Crunch said that if I didn't pay him the student loan, he would remove my whole family like a cheeky idiot

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クランチ大尉は、私が彼に学生ローンを支払わなければ、彼は生意気な馬鹿のように私の家族全員を取り除くだろうと言いました

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Captain Crunch said that if I didn't pay him the student loan, he would get rid of my whole family like a cheeky idiot

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クランチ大尉は、私が彼に学生ローンを支払わなければ、彼は生意気な馬鹿のように私の家族全員を追い払うだろうと言いました

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Captain Crunch said that if I didn't pay him the student loan, he would drive my whole family away like a cheeky idiot

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クランチ大尉は、私が彼に学生ローンを支払わなければ、彼は私の家族全員を生意気な馬鹿のように追い払うだろうと言いました

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Captain Crunch said that if I didn't pay him the student loan, he would drive my whole family away like a cheeky idiot