YOU SAID:
cant trust them as far as i can throw them
INTO JAPANESE
私がそれらを投げることができる限り、それらを信頼することはできません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't trust them as long as I can throw them
INTO JAPANESE
私はそれらを投げることができる限り、私は彼らを信用することはできません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't trust them unless I can throw them
INTO JAPANESE
私はそれらを投げることができない限り、私はそれらを信頼することはできません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't trust them unless I can throw them
That didn't even make that much sense in English.