YOU SAID:
Cancer makes your life like a guy with red hair
INTO JAPANESE
がんは、赤い髪の男のようなあなたの人生
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cancer's a red-haired man of your life
INTO JAPANESE
がんはあなたの人生の冴えない男の
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cancer of the dolt in your life
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの人生で冴えない男のがん
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cancer man in your life
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの人生で癌の男性
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cancer man in your life
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
