YOU SAID:
Cancer is the most hilarious thing anyone has ever discovered!
INTO JAPANESE
癌は誰もがこれまでに発見した最も陽気なことです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cancer is the hilarious thing everyone has ever found!
INTO JAPANESE
癌はみんながこれまでに見つけた陽気なものです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cancer is the hilarious thing everyone has ever found!
Come on, you can do better than that.