YOU SAID:

can you please shut up you're making my poor ears bleed man goddamnit bro no one gives two craps

INTO JAPANESE

黙っててくれ哀れな耳を出血させてるんだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Shut up. I'm bleeding out my pathetic ears.

INTO JAPANESE

黙れ哀れな耳から出血してる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Shut up. He's bleeding from his pathetic ear.

INTO JAPANESE

黙れ哀れな耳から出血してる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Shut up. He's bleeding from his pathetic ear.