YOU SAID:

Can you please not vomit in my bed.

INTO JAPANESE

吐くことはできますしてくださいできません私のベッドで。

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Can spit out should be in my bed.

INTO JAPANESE

できます私のベッドを唾を吐くはずです。

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Should spit on my bed.

INTO JAPANESE

私のベッドに唾を吐くはずです。

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I should spit on my bed.

INTO JAPANESE

私は私のベッドに唾を吐くはずです。

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I am going to spit on my bed.

INTO JAPANESE

私はベッドに唾を吐くつもりです。

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I am going to spit on my bed.