YOU SAID:
Can't we all just be friends here
INTO JAPANESE
我々 はすべてちょうどここで友達をすることはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We are all just be friends here.
INTO JAPANESE
我々 はすべてちょうどここの友人であります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We are all just in the friends here.
INTO JAPANESE
我々 は、すべてのちょうどここの友人。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We are all just friends here.
INTO JAPANESE
我々 は、ここですべてのただの友達です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
We are all just friends here.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.