YOU SAID:
Can't trump the stump
INTO JAPANESE
切り株を切り札ことができません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Stump, Trump could not.
INTO JAPANESE
切り株、トランプでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It was stump and playing cards.
INTO JAPANESE
切り株とトランプだった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It was stump and playing cards.
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