YOU SAID:
Can't I just have some peace and quiet for once?
INTO JAPANESE
一度だけ平和で静かになれませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Can you be peaceful and quiet only once?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは一度だけ平和で静かになれますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Can you be peaceful and quiet only once?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.