YOU SAID:
Can not be the reason kerosene is in my hair. Walk around to smell it but nobody seems to care. Let the linen on the line. It has barely dried.
INTO JAPANESE
灯油が私の髪の中にある理由ではない。それを嗅ぐために歩き回るが、誰も気にしないようだ。リネンをラインにつけましょう。それはほとんど乾燥していない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is not the reason why kerosene is in my hair. Walk around to sniff it, but no one seems to care. Let's put the linen on the line. It is hardly dry.
INTO JAPANESE
灯油が私の髪の毛に入っている理由ではありません。それを嗅ぐために歩き回るが、誰も気にしないようだ。リネンをライン上に置いてみましょう。それはほとんど乾燥していない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is not the reason why kerosene is in my hair. Walk around to sniff it, but no one seems to care. Let's put the linen on the line. It is hardly dry.
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