YOU SAID:

"Can I... Touch them..." "But I'm sweaty." "I don't care oh my god..."

INTO JAPANESE

「私をすることができます。..それらに触れる." 「が汗だくです.」 「気にしないオハイオ州私の神.」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"You can make me. Touching them. " "Sweat is." "Oh, I don't care about God."