YOU SAID:
Can I get a pot of coffee? I really need a pot of coffee. Does anyone want some coffee?
INTO JAPANESE
一杯のコーヒーをもらえますか?本当にコーヒーが必要です。誰かコーヒーを飲みたいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Can you get a cup of coffee? I really need coffee. Do you want to have coffee?
INTO JAPANESE
一杯のコーヒーを頂けますか?コーヒーが本当に必要です。コーヒーを飲みたいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
May I have a cup of coffee? I really need coffee. Want to have a coffee?
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒーを一杯頂けますか?コーヒーが本当に必要です。コーヒーを飲みたいですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
May I have a cup of coffee? I really need coffee. Want to have a coffee?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.