YOU SAID:
Calvin LOOKS really cute and fluffy, but the truth is that if you go ANYWHERE near him, he will either nip, bite, claw, or destroy you.
INTO JAPANESE
カルバンは本当にキュートでふわふわに見えますが、真実は、あなたが彼の近くでどこにでも行けば、彼はあなたを挟む、噛む、爪を打つ、または破壊するということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Calvin looks really cute and fluffy, but the truth is that if you go anywhere near him, he will pinch, bite, hit nails, or destroy you.
INTO JAPANESE
カルビンは本当にかわいくてふわふわに見えますが、真実は、あなたが彼の近くに行くと、彼はつまんだり、噛んだり、釘を打ったり、あなたを破壊したりするということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Calvin looks really cute and fluffy, but the truth is that if you go near him, he will pinch, bite, nail, or destroy you.
INTO JAPANESE
カルビンは本当にかわいくてふわふわに見えますが、真実は、あなたが彼の近くに行くと、彼はあなたをつまんだり、噛んだり、釘を打ったり、破壊したりするということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Calvin looks really cute and fluffy, but the truth is that if you go near him, he will pinch, bite, nail, or destroy you.
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