YOU SAID:
call me the poopoo platter, because i be eating michelle's doodoo batter
INTO JAPANESE
ミシェルのdoodooねり粉を食べているから
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because you are eating Michelle's doodoo batter
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはミシェルのdoodooねり粉を食べているから
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Because you are eating Michelle's doodoo batter
That's deep, man.