YOU SAID:

Call me John and spank my boobies.

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私をジョンと呼ぶし、私のおっぱいを平手で打ちます。

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Call me John, and I and I oppai slap on.

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ジョンは、私と私を呼んでおっぱい平手打ち。

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John calls me and I you I oppai slap.

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ジョンは私と私を呼び出し、私おっぱいビンタ。

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John calls me and I, I, I oppai slap.

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その理由は...

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