YOU SAID:
cake is the best desert with cactus. it is spiky and poky. oh it hurts. do not eat it or you will die. do you want to die. I do not want to die. who wants to die.
INTO JAPANESE
ケーキはサボテンのある最高の砂漠です。それはとがっていてとがっています。ああ、痛い。食べないでください。死にたいですか死にたくない。死にたい人。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cake is the best desert with cactus. It's sharp and pointed. Oh, it hurts. Please do not eat. I want to die or don't want to die. Someone who wants to die.
INTO JAPANESE
ケーキはサボテンのある最高の砂漠です。鋭く尖っています。ああ、痛い。食べないでください。死にたい、または死たくない。死にたい人。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cake is the best desert with cactus. Sharp and sharp. Oh, it hurts. Please do not eat. I want to die or I don't want to die. Someone who wants to die.
INTO JAPANESE
ケーキはサボテンのある最高の砂漠です。シャープでシャープ。ああ、痛い。食べないでください。死にたい、または死たくない。死にたい人。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cake is the best desert with cactus. Sharp and sharp. Oh, it hurts. Please do not eat. I want to die or I don't want to die. Someone who wants to die.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.