YOU SAID:
cake is the best desert with cactus. it is spiky and pokey. oh it hurts
INTO JAPANESE
ケーキはサボテンのある最高の砂漠です。スパイキーでポーキーです。ああ、痛い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cake is the best desert with cactus. Spy key and pokey. Oh, it hurts
INTO JAPANESE
ケーキはサボテンのある最高の砂漠です。スパイキーとポーキー。ああ、痛い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cake is the best desert with cactus. Spy key and pokey. Oh, it hurts
That didn't even make that much sense in English.