Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
Caillou is evil. Caillou means pebble in french. Caillou has a pebble head!
INTO JAPANESE
カイユは悪です。ニューカレドニアは、フランス語で小石を意味します。カイユは、小石の頭を持っています!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.