YOU SAID:
Caffeine makes me happy. Do you have any coffee?
INTO JAPANESE
カフェインは、私が幸せになります。コーヒーがありますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Caffeine, I will be happy. Is there any coffee?
INTO JAPANESE
カフェインは、私は幸せになります。コーヒーがありますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Caffeine, I will be happy. Is there any coffee?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.