YOU SAID:
Cabbage patch porches child green cheese
INTO JAPANESE
キャベツ畑ポーチ子グリーンチーズ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
cabbage patch pouch child green cheese
INTO JAPANESE
キャベツパッチパウチ子グリーンチーズ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
cabbage patch pouch child green cheese
That didn't even make that much sense in English.