YOU SAID:
C’mon bro, I wanna win this thing.
INTO JAPANESE
おい、この事に勝ちたい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I want to win this thing.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、私はこの事に勝ちたい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, I want to win this thing.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.