YOU SAID:
C̵͉͋̔͞Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔I̍̅̀̎̊L̸̖̽̌͂D̶͔̭̪̻B̩͎͍̾ͅI̍̅̀̎̊R͉̜̎͡͠T̨͈͗̌ͥHͥ̽ͣ̃̔ I̍̅̀̎̊S̵̙͕̀̃N̺̻̔̆ͅ’T̨͈͗̌ͥ C̵͉͋̔͞U̠҉̷̙ͦT̨͈͗̌ͥḚͭ̉̇͟
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C̵͉͋̔͞Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔I̍̅̀̎̊L̸̖̽̌͂D̶͔̭̪̻B̩͎͍̾ͅI̍̅̀̎̊R͉̜̎͡͠T̨͈͗̌ͥHͥ̽ͣ̃̔ I̍̅̀̎̊S ̵̙͕̃N̺̻̆ͅ'T̷̷̨͈̠͉̙͗̌ͥͦ T̨͈͗̌ͥḚͭ̉̇͟
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C̵͉͋̔͞Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔I̍̅̀̎̊L̸̖̽̌͂D̶͔̭̪̻B̩͎͍̾ͅI̍̅̀̎̊R͉̜̎͡͠T̨͈͗̌ͥHͥ̽ͣ̃̔ I̍̅̀̎̊S ̵̙͕̃N̺̻̆ͅ'T̷̷̨͈̠͉̙͗̌ͦ T̨͈͗̌ͥ Ḛͭ̇͟
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C̵͉͋̔͞Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔I̍̅̀̎̊L̸̖̽̌͂D̶͔̭̪̻B̩͎͍̾ͅI̍̅̀̎̊R͉̜̎͡͠T̨͈͗̌ͥHͥ̽ͣ̃̔ I̍̅̀̎̊S ̵̙̅̀̎ͅ'Ť̷̷̨͈̠͉̙ͦ T̨͈͗̌ͥ Ḹ ͭ̇͟
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C̵͉͋̔͞Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔I̍̅̀̎̊L̸̖̽̌͂D̶͔̭̪̻B̩͎͍̾ͅI̍̅̀̎̊R͉̜̎͡͠T̨͈͗̌ͥHͥ̽ͣ̃̔ I̍̅̀̎̊S ̵̙̅̀ͅ'Ť̷̷̨͈̠͉̙ͦ T̨͈͗̌ͥ Ḹ ͭ̇͟
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C̵͉͋̔͞Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔I̍̅̀̎̊L̸̖̽̌͂D̶͔̭̪̻B̩͎͍̾ͅI̍̅̀̎̊R͉̜̎͡͠T̨͈͗̌ͥHͥ̽ͣ̃̔ I̍̅̀̎̊S ̵̙̅̀ͅ'Ť̷̷̨͈̠͉̙ͦ T̨͈͗̌ͥ Ḹ ͭ̇͟
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C̵͉͋̔͞Hͥ̽ͣ̃̔I̍̅̀̎̊L̸̖̽̌͂D̶͔̭̪̻B̩͎͍̾ͅI̍̅̀̎̊R͉̜̎͡͠T̨͈͗̌ͥHͥ̽ͣ̃̔ I̍̅̀̎̊S ̵̙̅̀ͅ'Ť̷̷̨͈̠͉̙ͦ T̨͈͗̌ͥ Ḹ ͭ̇͟
You should move to Japan!