YOU SAID:
By the beard of Scmalzer, be quiet!
INTO JAPANESE
Scmalzerのあごひげのそばで、静かに!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Keep quiet near the beard of Scmalzer!
INTO JAPANESE
Scmalzerのひげのそばで静かにしてください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please keep quiet near the beard of Scmalzer!
INTO JAPANESE
Scmalzerのひげのそばで静かにしてください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please keep quiet near the beard of Scmalzer!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.