YOU SAID:
By God, I may be old-fashioned in my ideas, but women run around too much these days to suit me. They meet all kinds of crazy fish.
INTO JAPANESE
神様によると、私は自分の考えに昔ながらの人かもしれませんが、最近では女性は私には適さないほど走り回っています。彼らはあらゆる種類のクレイジーな魚に出会う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
According to God, I may be an old-fashioned person in my thoughts, but nowadays women are running around unfit for me. They meet all sorts of crazy fish.
INTO JAPANESE
神によると、私は私の考えでは昔ながらの人かもしれませんが、最近では女性は私には不適当に走り回っています。彼らはあらゆる種類のクレイジーな魚に出会う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
According to God, I may be an old-fashioned person in my opinion, but nowadays women are running around inappropriately to me. They meet all sorts of crazy fish.
INTO JAPANESE
神によると、私は私の意見では昔ながらの人かもしれませんが、最近では女性は私には不適切に走り回っています。彼らはあらゆる種類のクレイジーな魚に出会う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
According to God, I may be an old-fashioned person in my opinion, but nowadays women are running around inappropriately for me. They meet all sorts of crazy fish.
INTO JAPANESE
神によると、私は私の意見では昔ながらの人かもしれませんが、最近では女性は私にとって不適切に走り回っています。彼らはあらゆる種類のクレイジーな魚に出会う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
According to God, I may be an old-fashioned person in my opinion, but nowadays women are running around inappropriately for me. They meet all sorts of crazy fish.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.