YOU SAID:
By devouring the French dish, the man inhaled illiterate apple fries dedicated to delectable McDonald's dinners.
INTO JAPANESE
フランス料理を食べて、男は文盲アップル ポテトおいしいマクドナルド ディナー専用吸入。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
France food, he's illiterate Apple fries delicious McDonald's dinner-only inhalation.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.