YOU SAID:
Buy your waifu a salt raifu.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのワイフを塩の葉っこに買ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please buy your wife in the leaf of salt.
INTO JAPANESE
塩の葉であなたの妻を買ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please buy your wife with salt leaves.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの妻は塩の葉で買ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please buy your wife with salt leaves.
Come on, you can do better than that.