YOU SAID:
Buy the Pencorder today. But wait, double offer! We'll also give you the Playback Polly, which is like the Pencorder, but it isn't a pen!
INTO JAPANESE
今日はPencorderを購入してください。しかし、待って、ダブルオファー！ PencorderのようなPlayback Pollyも用意していますが、ペンではありません！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please purchase Pencorder today. But wait, double offer! I also have Playback Polly like Pencorder, but it is not a pen!
INTO JAPANESE
今日はPencorderを購入してください。しかし、待って、ダブルオファー！私はPencorderのようなPlayback Pollyも持っていますが、ペンではありません！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please purchase Pencorder today. But wait, double offer! I also have Playback Polly like Pencorder, but it is not a pen!
That's deep, man.
