YOU SAID:
butter my biscuits and call me a baked bean
INTO JAPANESE
ビスケットにバターを塗って焼き豆と呼んで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Butter the biscuits and call them baked beans
INTO JAPANESE
ビスケットをバターで焼いた豆と呼ぶ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Call biscuits bean baked beans
INTO JAPANESE
ビスケット豆焼き豆を呼び出す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Call biscuit beans
INTO JAPANESE
ビスケット豆を呼び出す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Call biscuit beans
That didn't even make that much sense in English.