YOU SAID:
but why so unhappy, you moist piece of white bread?
INTO JAPANESE
しかし、なぜそんなに不幸な、あなたは白いパンの湿った部分?
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But why?
INTO JAPANESE
しかしなぜ。
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But why? [M]
INTO JAPANESE
しかしなぜ。
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But why? [M]
That didn't even make that much sense in English.