YOU SAID:

BUT THE KID IS NOT MY SON! WOOOOOOOO! SHE SAYS I AM THE ONE!

INTO JAPANESE

でもその子は私の息子ではありません！うおおおおお！彼女は私がその人だと言っています！

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But he is not my son! Ohhhh! She says I'm the one!

INTO JAPANESE

でも彼は私の息子ではありません！ああああ！彼女は私だと言っています！

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But he is not my son! Oh oh! She says it's me!

INTO JAPANESE

でも彼は私の息子ではありません！ああああ！彼女はそれが私だと言っています！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

But he is not my son! Oh oh! She says it's me!