YOU SAID:

But like why you cripping bro on god I will eat you

INTO JAPANESE

でもなぜお前が神に祈りを捧げるかのように、俺はお前を食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

But I will eat you as if you were praying to God.

INTO JAPANESE

しかし、あなたがたが神に祈っているかのように、私はあなたを食べるだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

But I will eat you as if you were praying to God.