YOU SAID:

But... I want to poo... RIGHT NOW.

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しかし...私は今...うんちしたいです。

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But ... I'm now ... you want to poop.

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しかし...私は今...あなたはウンチしたいんです。

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But ... I'm I am now ... you want to poop.

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しかし...私はあなたがうんちしたい...私は今の私です。

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But ... I you want to poo ... I am now of me.

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しかし...私、あなたがうんちしたい...私は私の今の私。

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But ... I, you want to poo ... I my my now.

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しかし...私は、あなたが私私私は今...うんちしたいです。

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But ... I, you is I I I now ... you want to poop.

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しかし...私、あなたは今...あなたがうんちしたいIIIです。

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But ... I, is III you now ... I want you to poop.

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しかし...私は、あなたが今...私はあなたがうんちしたいIIIです。

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But ... I, you now ... I am III you want to poop.

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しかし...私は、あなたが今...私はあなたがうんちしたいIIIです。

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But ... I, you now ... I am III you want to poop.