YOU SAID:
But I don't want to sleep in a bed of toenails.
INTO JAPANESE
しかし、私は爪のベッドで寝たくないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
But I don't want to sleep in a bed of nails.
INTO JAPANESE
しかし、私は釘のベッドで寝たくないです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
But I don't want to sleep in a bed of nails.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.