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Burping and farting require almost no uranium whatsoever!
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げっぷとおならが必要一切ないウランほぼ!
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Burp and fart have no uranium almost!
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げっぷとおならがほとんどウランをあるない!
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Burping and farting most uranium is not!
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げっぷとおならはほとんどウランではない!
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Burp and fart a little it's not uranium!
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げっぷし、おならを少しウランではない!
Come on, you can do better than that.