YOU SAID:
Bugs don't bug me but if i had to choose between figs and bugs I'd pick hats.
INTO JAPANESE
バグ、バグのない私が、イチジクと帽子を選ぶとバグの間で選択しなければならなかったかどうか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bugs, bugs that I choose figs and a hat, and had to choose between the bug?
INTO JAPANESE
バグは、バグを私がイチジクと、帽子を選択し、バグの間で選択しなければならなかったか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bugs are bugs I fig and hat and then had to choose between the bug.
INTO JAPANESE
バグ、バグ私のイチジクと帽子と、バグの間で選択しなければならなかった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bugs, bugs had to choose between my figs and hat, bug.
INTO JAPANESE
バグ、バグ私のイチジクと帽子とバグの間で選択しなければならなかった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bugs, bugs had to choose between my figs and hat and bug.
INTO JAPANESE
バグ、バグ私のイチジクと帽子とバグの間で選択しなければならなかった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bugs, bugs had to choose between my figs and hat and bug.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.