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Buddy pooped on my head

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バディは私の頭の上に突っ込んだ

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Buddy pushed over my head

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バディーが私の頭を押した

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Buddy pushed my head

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バディは、私の頭をプッシュ

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Buddy pushes my head

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- Over here!

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My head.

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- Over here!

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My head.