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Bruh, i swear this one kid came up to me and just yeeted this knife at another kid. He then just did this weird thing and hit woah and ran off while being chased by police

INTO JAPANESE

Bruh、私はこの一人の子供が私のところに来て、このナイフを別の子供に向けただけだと誓います。彼はその後、この奇妙なことをして、警察に追われている間にすごいヒットして逃げました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Bruh, I swear that this one child just came to me and pointed this knife at another child. He then did this weird thing and ran away with a great hit while being chased by the police

INTO JAPANESE

Bruh、私はこの一人の子供がちょうど私のところに来て、このナイフを別の子供に向けたと誓います。彼はその後、この奇妙なことをし、警察に追われながら大ヒットして逃げました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Bruh, I swear that this one child just came to me and pointed this knife at another child. He then did this strange thing and ran away with a big hit while being chased by the police

INTO JAPANESE

Bruh、私はこの一人の子供がちょうど私のところに来て、このナイフを別の子供に向けたと誓います。彼はその後、この奇妙なことをし、警察に追われながら大当たりで逃げました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Bruh, I swear that this one child just came to me and pointed this knife at another child. He then did this strange thing and escaped with a jackpot while being chased by the police

INTO JAPANESE

Bruh、私はこの一人の子供がちょうど私のところに来て、このナイフを別の子供に向けたと誓います。彼はその後、この奇妙なことをし、警察に追われながら大当たりで逃げました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Bruh, I swear that this one child just came to me and pointed this knife at another child. He then did this strange thing and escaped with a jackpot while being chased by the police