YOU SAID:
Bruh I just started watching the curling match a few minutes ago and now I'm eating bananas and cumquats while sitting on my zebra because the power was shimmering
INTO JAPANESE
数分前にカーリングの試合を見始めたばかりですが、パワーがきらめいていたので、ゼブラに座ってバナナとヒメタチバナを食べています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I just started watching a curling game a few minutes ago, but the power was sparkling, so I was sitting in a zebra and eating bananas and kumquats.
INTO JAPANESE
数分前にカーリングゲームを見始めたばかりですが、力がキラキラしていたので、シマウマに座ってバナナやヒメタチバナを食べていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I just started watching a curling game a few minutes ago, but my strength was so sparkling that I was sitting on a zebra and eating bananas and kumquats.
INTO JAPANESE
数分前にカーリングの試合を見始めたばかりですが、シマウマに座ってバナナやヒメタチバナを食べているほどの強さでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I just started watching a curling game a few minutes ago and it was strong enough to sit on a zebra and eat bananas and kumquats.
INTO JAPANESE
数分前にカーリングゲームを見始めたところ、シマウマに座ってバナナやヒメタチバナを食べるのに十分な強さでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I started watching the curling game a few minutes ago, it was strong enough to sit on a zebra and eat bananas and kumquats.
INTO JAPANESE
数分前にカーリングゲームを見始めたときは、シマウマに座ってバナナやヒメタチバナを食べるのに十分な強さでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I started watching the curling game a few minutes ago, it was strong enough to sit on a zebra and eat bananas and kumquats.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.