YOU SAID:

Bruh I am going to kill myself if this isnt something weird. I swear to god it better be weird please.

INTO JAPANESE

これが何か変なことじゃなかったら、私は自殺するつもりです。私は神に誓います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If this isn't something weird, I'm going to kill myself. I swear to God

INTO JAPANESE

おかしくないなら自殺するわ私は神に誓う

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If it's not funny I'll kill myself I swear to God

INTO JAPANESE

面白くなかったら自殺する 神に誓う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'll kill myself if it's not fun I swear to god

INTO JAPANESE

楽しくなかったら自殺する 神に誓う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it's not fun I'll kill myself I swear to god

INTO JAPANESE

楽しくないなら自殺する 神に誓う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it's not fun I'll kill myself I swear to god