YOU SAID:
bruh can you believe sarah broke up with me fam
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはサラが私と分裂したと信じられますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Can you believe that Sarah has broken up with me?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはサラが私と分裂したと信じられますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Can you believe that Sarah has broken up with me?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.