YOU SAID:
Bro you will not believe the shiz I just experienced!
INTO JAPANESE
兄弟、私が今経験したシズを信じられないでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brother, you won't believe what I just went through!
INTO JAPANESE
兄弟、私が今経験したことは信じられないでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brother, you won't believe what I just went through!
Come on, you can do better than that.