Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
bro why tho like you so cool
INTO JAPANESE
お兄ちゃん、なんでこんなにかっこいいのが好きなの
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Onii-chan, why do you like being so cool?
お兄ちゃん、なんでカッコイイのが好きなの?
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium