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bro why is this thing so hard oomg dumb dumb poo poo

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兄貴、なぜこれはそんなに難しいのですか、ああ、ダム、ダム、プー、プー

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Big brother why is this so hard, oh dumb dumb pooh pooh

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兄貴、どうしてこんなに大変なの、ああ、バカ、バカ、プー、プー

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Brother, why is it so hard, oh idiot idiot pooh pooh

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お兄さん、どうしてそんなに大変なの、バカバカプープー

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Brother, why is it so hard, stupid poo poo

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兄さん、どうしてそんなに大変なの、バカなうんち

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Brother, why is it so hard, you stupid poop

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兄貴、なんでそんなに大変なの、バカ野郎。

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Brother, why is it so hard, you idiot.

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兄さん、なんでそんなに大変なの、バカ。

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Brother, why is it so difficult, you idiot?

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兄さん、どうしてそんなに難しいの、バカ？

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Brother, why is it so difficult, you idiot?