YOU SAID:
bro what are you doing in my house right now
INTO JAPANESE
今私の家で何をしているの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What are you doing in my house right now?
INTO JAPANESE
俺の家で何してる?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What are you doing in my house?
INTO JAPANESE
俺の家で何してる?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What are you doing in my house?
That's deep, man.