YOU SAID:
Bro what are you doing? I told you to get doritos and you went out and got cheeseitz crackers instead. And why are only wearing underpants dude!?
INTO JAPANESE
兄さん、何してるの?私がドリトスを買うように言ったのに、あなたは外に出て、代わりにチーズツクラッカーを手に入れました。それに、なんでパンツしか履いてないんだよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brother, what are you doing? I told you to get Doritos and you went out and got Cheez Crackers instead. Also, why are you only wearing pants?
INTO JAPANESE
兄さん、何してるの?私がドリトスを買うように言ったのに、あなたは代わりにチーズクラッカーを手に入れました。あと、なんでパンツしか履いてないんですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brother, what are you doing? I told you to get Doritos and you got cheese crackers instead. Also, why are you only wearing pants?
INTO JAPANESE
兄さん、何してるの?ドリトスを買ってくると言ったのに、代わりにチーズクラッカーを買ってきました。あと、なんでパンツしか履いてないんですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brother, what are you doing? I said I would buy Doritos, but instead I bought cheese crackers. Also, why are you only wearing pants?
INTO JAPANESE
兄さん、何してるの?ドリトスを買うと言ったのに、チーズクラッカーを買ってしまいました。あと、なんでパンツしか履いてないんですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brother, what are you doing? I said I would buy Doritos, but I ended up buying cheese crackers instead. Also, why are you only wearing pants?
INTO JAPANESE
兄さん、何してるの?ドリトスを買うと言ったのに、チーズクラッカーを買ってしまいました。あと、なんでパンツしか履いてないんですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brother, what are you doing? I said I would buy Doritos, but I ended up buying cheese crackers instead. Also, why are you only wearing pants?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.