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bro the craziest thing just happened to me tomorrow. so i was up at 4pm in the morning and i was sweeping wet air and the my pet snake who slithered up to my with its legs and hiss, "Hey bro"

INTO JAPANESE

私は午後4時に起きて、濡れた空気を掃除していました。そして私のペットのヘビは、足と鼻で私の家にスリットアップし、「ねえ、兄弟」

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I woke up at 4 pm and cleaned the wet air. And my pet snake slits up my legs and nose into my house and says, "Hey, brother."

INTO JAPANESE

午後4時に起きて濡れた空気をきれいにした。私のペットのヘビが私の家に足と鼻を切り裂いて「おい兄ちゃん」と言いました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I woke up at 4 pm and cleaned the wet air. My pet snake cut my feet and nose into my house and said, "Hey, brother."

INTO JAPANESE

午後4時に起きて濡れた空気をきれいにした。ペットのヘビが私の家に足と鼻を切り落として「おい兄ちゃん」と言いました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I woke up at 4 pm and cleaned the wet air. A pet snake cut off my feet and nose and said, "Hey, brother."

INTO JAPANESE

午後4時に起きて濡れた空気をきれいにした。ペットのヘビが足と鼻を切り落として「おい、お兄ちゃん」と言いました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I woke up at 4 pm and cleaned the wet air. A pet snake cut off his legs and nose and said, "Hey, big brother."

INTO JAPANESE

午後4時に起きて濡れた空気をきれいにした。ペットのヘビが足と鼻を切り落として「おいお兄ちゃん」と言いました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I woke up at 4 pm and cleaned the wet air. A pet snake cut off his legs and nose and said, "Hey, big brother."