YOU SAID:
Bro one time I was walking down the road and I got hit by a car and died but the I woke up next to my plug and did some meth with him and I died again.
INTO JAPANESE
兄さん、ある時、道を歩いてたら車に轢かれて死んだんだけど、プラグの横で目が覚めて彼と一緒に覚せい剤を飲んで、また死んだんだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brother, one day I was walking down the street and got hit by a car and died, but then I woke up next to Plug and took meth with him and died again.
INTO JAPANESE
兄さん、ある日、私は道を歩いていて車に轢かれて死んでしまいましたが、プラグの隣で目が覚め、彼と一緒に覚せい剤を飲んでまた死にました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brother, one day I was walking down the street and was hit by a car and died, but then I woke up next to Plug, took stimulants with him and died again.
INTO JAPANESE
兄さん、ある日私は道を歩いていて車に轢かれて死んでしまいましたが、プラグの隣で目が覚め、彼と一緒に覚せい剤を飲んでまた死にました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brother, one day I was walking down the street and was hit by a car and died, but then I woke up next to Plug, took meth with him and died again.
INTO JAPANESE
兄さん、ある日、私は道を歩いていて車に轢かれて死んでしまいましたが、プラグの隣で目覚め、覚せい剤を一緒に飲んでまた死にました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brother, one day I was walking down the street and was hit by a car and died, but then I woke up next to Plug, took some stimulants with him, and died again.
INTO JAPANESE
兄さん、ある日、私は道を歩いていて車に轢かれて死んでしまいましたが、プラグの隣で目が覚め、彼と一緒に覚せい剤を飲み、また死んでしまいました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brother, one day I was walking down the street and was hit by a car and died, but then I woke up next to Plug, drank meth with him, and died again.
INTO JAPANESE
兄さん、ある日、私は道を歩いていて車に轢かれて死んでしまいましたが、プラグの隣で目覚め、彼と一緒に覚せい剤を飲み、また死にました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brother, one day I was walking down the street and was hit by a car and died, but I woke up next to Plug, drank meth with him, and died again.
INTO JAPANESE
兄さん、ある日、私は道を歩いていて車に轢かれて死んでしまいましたが、プラグの隣で目覚め、彼と一緒に覚せい剤を飲み、また死にました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brother, one day I was walking down the street and was hit by a car and died, but I woke up next to Plug, drank meth with him, and died again.
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