YOU SAID:
bro i jut pooped and peed my pants and also i came
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンを突き出して私のズボンをのぞき見した私も来た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I plunged my pants and peeped in my pants I came too
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンを急落し、私も来た私のズボンをのぞいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I plunged my pants, and I also peeked at my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンを急落させ、私もズボンを覗いた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I plunged my pants and I also wore pants
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のズボンを急落し、私もズボンを着ていた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I plunged my pants and I also wore pants
That didn't even make that much sense in English.